Posted 7 months ago

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

d0pe-sauce:

TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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one-man-ministry:

best halloween costume ever!!!!!

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pricklylegs:

justanasshole:

Freddie Mercury plumbing.

Don`t forget David Wilcox boy..have I not taught you well.

I’m layin’ pipe all night long
Layin’ pipe I’m workin’ so hard
I’m layin’ pipe All night long
Layin’ pipe To satisfy that woman

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pricklylegs:

Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck..fuck…fuck.

pricklylegs:

Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck..fuck…fuck.

(Source: teenagemum)

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