Bitches BewareTumblr (3.0; @bustedballer)http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?<p><a href="http://d0pe-sauce.tumblr.com/post/4212725181/me-can-i-use-the-bathroom-teacher-i-dont-know-can">d0pe-sauce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TEACHER:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lit1vat3vp1qfp6iu.gif" alt="image" class="inline_image"/></p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_livcir4AHw1qdm9n5.gif" alt="image" class="inline_image"/></span></p> <p>OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:</p> <p><span><img height="145" width="181" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqpw2IIA11qfpnf0.gif" alt="image" class="inline_image"/></span></p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liquneX2ss1qfp6iu.gif" alt="image" class="inline_image"/></span></p> <p>AND I’M JUST LIKE&#160;:</p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liquq23b1i1qfp6iu.gif" alt="image" class="inline_image"/></span></p> <p><span><strike><img height="264" width="350" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3o87pzmV1qzs568.gif" alt="image" class="inline_image"/></strike></span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051927403http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051927403Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:17:05 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr83wtejb1qf9vxco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051700203http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051700203Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:11:23 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp03io1OG1r3ns54o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051438158http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051438158Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:04:45 -0400one-man-ministry: best halloween costume ever!!!!! <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqpay4WMe1qg5mr7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://one-man-ministry.tumblr.com/post/11999507510/best-halloween-costume-ever">one-man-ministry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>best halloween costume ever!!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051328550http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051328550Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:01:59 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr93nerux1qg5teio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051052410http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12051052410Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:54:54 -0400pricklylegs: justanasshole: Freddie Mercury plumbing. Don`t...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9y20kxIW1qzrwa2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/11624103240/justanasshole-freddie-mercury-plumbing">pricklylegs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://justanasshole.tumblr.com/post/11618563599">justanasshole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Freddie Mercury plumbing.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don`t forget David Wilcox boy..have I not taught you well.</p> <p><span>I’m layin’ pipe all night long<br/>Layin’ pipe I’m workin’ so hard<br/>I’m layin’ pipe All night long<br/>Layin’ pipe To satisfy that woman</span></p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12015514165http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12015514165Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:42:19 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6qhoKvRq1qgwbsto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12015270239http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12015270239Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:36:58 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszabdaKNO1qlik5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12014862133http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12014862133Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:28:03 -0400pricklylegs: Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck..fuck…fuck. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj8imjqTO1qbtgiuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/11718194555/fuck-fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck">pricklylegs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck..fuck…fuck.</p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12014123758http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12014123758Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:12:02 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdg1biBqj1r4uzbto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12013620072http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12013620072Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:01:09 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4lyxglDB1qhbc4yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12012981325http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12012981325Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:47:31 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lti6dhCZP81qfqg3uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12012500111http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12012500111Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:37:17 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfn9zSKv31qbofuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12012111207http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12012111207Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:28:54 -0400pricklylegs: Yeah it`s their toothpaste spit, 1 nostril blow in...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl8h5Ajb91qbgjkro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/11886801625/yeah-it-s-their-toothpaste-spit-1-nostril-blow-in">pricklylegs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yeah it`s their toothpaste spit, 1 nostril blow in the shower..phlegm loogie..I could go on.</p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12011239553http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/12011239553Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:10:21 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls0jt6k40H1r05u0xo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11436444772http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11436444772Fri, 14 Oct 2011 10:51:40 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrhpg6Gq761qdz6iqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11436441522http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11436441522Fri, 14 Oct 2011 10:51:31 -0400theclearlydope: I would. imagevia<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt255mvtSt1qe0wclo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/11434568539" class="tumblr_blog">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I would.</p> <p><a href="http://izismile.com/img/img4/20111014/640/morning_picdump_48_640_18.jpg">imagevia</a></p></blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11436378644http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11436378644Fri, 14 Oct 2011 10:48:44 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstvte2bha1qae43so1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11261572783http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11261572783Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:14:45 -0400theclearlydope: Clearly I need Randall writing my checks to...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqo5afZgXr1qae43so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/9665980769">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Clearly I need Randall writing my checks to AT&T.</p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11158518363http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11158518363Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:50:33 -0400theclearlydope: Hello Good Morning Internet: Could this hold up...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs31oWv3x1qmj060o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/10440725574">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Hello Good Morning Internet:</strong> Could this hold up in court?</p> </blockquote>http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11155314288http://bustedballer.tumblr.com/post/11155314288Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:31:48 -0400beat the systemsign